Being a dad is hard enough without having to come up with endless groan-worthy one-liners on demand. Talk about unrealistic expectations. Luckily, the Emergency Dad Jokes Card Deck has you covered.
Packed with 100 gloriously terrible jokes, this pocket-sized deck is ready whenever the moment calls for peak dad humour. Perfect for family dinners, long car rides, or any time a well-timed eye roll is required.
Each card also features space on the back for a note - whether it’s something heartfelt or simply, “Hi hungry, I’m Dad.”
A fun and easy gift for dads, new dads, or anyone who appreciates a truly terrible joke.
Details
• Deck of 100 dad jokes.
• Pocket-sized card deck.
• Space on the back of each card for a note.
• Perfect novelty gift for dads and joke lovers.
New Zealand
FREE urban delivery with orders over $150.
$10 flat rate for urban addresses
on orders under $150.
$14 flat rate for rural addresses.
(Exclusions for large or heavy items)
Shipping times
North Island urban 1-2 days.
South Island urban 2-4 days.
Rural, Waiheke Island 3-6 days.
Australia
Flat rate - $50 (large or heavy items may incur a surcharge)
5-9 day delivery.
Rest of the World
$60 - $95 (large or heavy items may incur a surcharge).
5-15 day delivery.
Full price - Refund or exchange.
Outlet - exchange only.
Step 1
Within 5 days of receiving your parcel, email us online@teapea.co.nz for a return authority. Goods will not be accepted back without this confirmation.
Step 2
Within 5 days, return the item via courier to our HQ address; 35A Box Hill, Khandallah, Wellington 6035. Or drop back into one of our stores in unused, new condition with all tags still attached.
Online Orders
We can hold a different size for an exchange until your item is received.
Full price items only can be refunded or exchanged.
Outlet items are exchange only.
Goods must be unworn.
Return for Store Credit
Follow steps above.
A store credit can be processed via email or in one of our physical stores once goods are received and inspected.
Return for Refund
Follow steps above.
Our stores accept returned online goods but refunds cannot be processed through physical stores.
A requested refund is processed through our online store only. This takes 1-2 working days.
A courier fee of $7 urban or $10 rural will be charged to send your new size.
If refunded, the refund amount does not include shipping.
If originally sent with free shipping, then $10 is deducted from your refund.
