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Alt Tag: Emergency Dad Jokes card deck box with “100 absolutely terrible jokes” for on-demand dad humour at dinners and car rides
Alt Tag: Emergency Dad Jokes card deck box with “100 absolutely terrible jokes” for on-demand dad humour at dinners and car rides
Alt Tag: Emergency Dad Jokes card deck with 100 terrible dad jokes in pocket-sized box, ideal for family dinners and road trips
Alt Tag: Emergency Dad Jokes card deck with 100 terrible dad jokes in pocket-sized box, ideal for family dinners and road trips
Emergency Dad Jokes card deck featuring 9 groan-worthy joke cards, pocket-sized dad humour for family dinners and road trips
Emergency Dad Jokes card deck featuring 9 groan-worthy joke cards, pocket-sized dad humour for family dinners and road trips
Emergency Dad Jokes card deck with 9 joke cards shown, pocket-sized set of 100 groan-worthy one-liners for family fun
Emergency Dad Jokes card deck with 9 joke cards shown, pocket-sized set of 100 groan-worthy one-liners for family fun
Alt Tag: Emergency Dad Jokes card deck box with “100 absolutely terrible jokes” for on-demand dad humour at dinners and car rides
Alt Tag: Emergency Dad Jokes card deck with 100 terrible dad jokes in pocket-sized box, ideal for family dinners and road trips
Emergency Dad Jokes card deck featuring 9 groan-worthy joke cards, pocket-sized dad humour for family dinners and road trips
Emergency Dad Jokes card deck with 9 joke cards shown, pocket-sized set of 100 groan-worthy one-liners for family fun

Emergency Dad Jokes

$34.90
GST included.
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Being a dad is hard enough without having to come up with endless groan-worthy one-liners on demand. Talk about unrealistic expectations. Luckily, the Emergency Dad Jokes Card Deck has you covered.

Packed with 100 gloriously terrible jokes, this pocket-sized deck is ready whenever the moment calls for peak dad humour. Perfect for family dinners, long car rides, or any time a well-timed eye roll is required.

Each card also features space on the back for a note - whether it’s something heartfelt or simply, “Hi hungry, I’m Dad.”

A fun and easy gift for dads, new dads, or anyone who appreciates a truly terrible joke.

Details
• Deck of 100 dad jokes.
• Pocket-sized card deck.
• Space on the back of each card for a note.
• Perfect novelty gift for dads and joke lovers.

Shipping Information  |  Returns & Exchanges

New Zealand
FREE urban delivery with orders over $95.

$7 flat rate for urban addresses
on orders under $95.

$14 flat rate for rural addresses.

(Exclusions for large or heavy items)

Shipping times
North Island urban 1-2 days.
South Island urban 2-4 days.
Rural, Waiheke Island 3-6 days.

Australia
Flat rate - $50 (large or heavy items may incur a surcharge)
5-9 day delivery.

Rest of the World
$60 - $95 (large or heavy items may incur a surcharge).
5-15 day delivery.

Full price - Refund or exchange.
Outlet - exchange only.

Step 1
Within 5 days of receiving your parcel, email us online@teapea.co.nz for a return authority. Goods will not be accepted back without this confirmation.

Step 2
Within 7 days, return the item via courier to our HQ address; 35A Box Hill, Khandallah, Wellington 6035. Or drop back into one of our stores  in new condition with all tags still attached.

Note
We can hold a different size for an exchange until your item is received.
Full price items only can be returned. 
Store credit will be processed in store immediately. Refunds will be 1-2 days to process.
A courier fee of $7 urban or $14 rural will be charged to send your new size. 
If refunded, the refund amount does not include shipping.
If originally sent with free shipping, then $7 is deducted from your refund.